The hoopala over the single Olympics gold medal we won just makes me wonder (I know I am joining the millions of exisitng similar minded ‘experts’) the reasons for us not winning the much coveted medals. May be Olympics does not have the right sports or as we say, it’s not tailored to suit us Indians.
So other than the slim chances T20’s inclusion in Olympics, what are the areas where in we have our so-called expertise? Raking my brains, I have come up with an event list which will never be included in Olympics! But what the heck, you guys can still read it:
(S)potholes: This event would compose of a 1Km ride with the road stretch full of something that the drivers in Mumbaikars adore & worship: Potholes. Participants have to spot the potholes & reach the finish line in one-single unharmed piece! Not expecting much are we?? This event would be conducted at night with no lights & slight rain. Events can include both bikes & cars. Anybody traveling in Mumbai/Thane/Pune etc can apply! I am sure we can downright win all possible medals in this event!
Pain Paan: Modeled on events like Javelin throw. Contestants will be given 2 mins in which they will have to prepare, eat & spit paan. Longest distance wins! Should be an easy sport for us!! Japan, china, US, wot say???
Merry Mirrors: Drivers would have to drive their vehicles in adverse traffic conditions for two kms. Only condition being, No mirrors allowed i.e. neither rear view nor side view mirrors! Our own Mumbaiiya cabbies would represent India in this... Guys who have had a taxi ride in Mumbai will vouch for the fact that these guys can drive in any environment, be it rains, traffic, night & any speed, without any thing bearing even remote resemblance to mirrors!
Spectacular Stunts: Focus of this event would be on unbelievable, unforeseen stunts performed live before the Olympic audience. Students from our very own institutes like Mithunda Institute of Special effects, Rajnikant Anti-Gravity Institute, etc would be our best bet! Damn let me see any one beat them in this event!
If we fail to get our medals inspite of this, then our own Mallus & Kolkattians can stop the entire events by organising a lighting quick Bandh or Strike..Yipeeeee! Give us medals or the Olympic choollha will never burn....Hail Strikes!!!!
So other than the slim chances T20’s inclusion in Olympics, what are the areas where in we have our so-called expertise? Raking my brains, I have come up with an event list which will never be included in Olympics! But what the heck, you guys can still read it:
(S)potholes: This event would compose of a 1Km ride with the road stretch full of something that the drivers in Mumbaikars adore & worship: Potholes. Participants have to spot the potholes & reach the finish line in one-single unharmed piece! Not expecting much are we?? This event would be conducted at night with no lights & slight rain. Events can include both bikes & cars. Anybody traveling in Mumbai/Thane/Pune etc can apply! I am sure we can downright win all possible medals in this event!
Pain Paan: Modeled on events like Javelin throw. Contestants will be given 2 mins in which they will have to prepare, eat & spit paan. Longest distance wins! Should be an easy sport for us!! Japan, china, US, wot say???
Merry Mirrors: Drivers would have to drive their vehicles in adverse traffic conditions for two kms. Only condition being, No mirrors allowed i.e. neither rear view nor side view mirrors! Our own Mumbaiiya cabbies would represent India in this... Guys who have had a taxi ride in Mumbai will vouch for the fact that these guys can drive in any environment, be it rains, traffic, night & any speed, without any thing bearing even remote resemblance to mirrors!
Spectacular Stunts: Focus of this event would be on unbelievable, unforeseen stunts performed live before the Olympic audience. Students from our very own institutes like Mithunda Institute of Special effects, Rajnikant Anti-Gravity Institute, etc would be our best bet! Damn let me see any one beat them in this event!
If we fail to get our medals inspite of this, then our own Mallus & Kolkattians can stop the entire events by organising a lighting quick Bandh or Strike..Yipeeeee! Give us medals or the Olympic choollha will never burn....Hail Strikes!!!!
11 comments:
heheh thats one is hilarious...
HHEHEEEHEHEHEH nicely done, a nice hilarious sarcastic blod :D
hahahhaha.......very true.. Indians Rockk.....
Good Job Done! :-)
am glad that someone would could put the issues in words like these which suits the occassion perfectly....... keep on the good work. waiting for more!
Good Work Buddy ! You're improving with every article... :-)
yeh waala bohot accha tha :) heheheh
lol.. gud one ramy... ur best one yet!
hmmm...dis was a gud take on d state of affairs....pretty sarcastic!!!
saroj
innovative sport events have been designed by u!
v nicely put in words.
@amu, aloo, jack : Thx, ppl!
@manoj: yup...any doubts on that? ;-)
@shilpi yeah yeah! I always do such things... hehehe
@kams nannri namaskaram!
@Sonu , @bidisha @saroj thanks, do keep coming back!
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